Because it's not a plastic toy from the supermarket. We need to test the mechanism, and then Dancho has to engrave it perfectly. We want your friends to be envious when you place it on the table, and that doesn't happen in 5 minutes. Contact us if 1 to 3 days is too long for you!

Naturally! This is Wishifyy. We can engrave "Pesho's Bar" sign, your favorite team's logo or a warning like "Drink responsibly, your wife is watching". The laser carves into the wood with such precision that even after the fifth drink you will be able to read what it says (if you can still focus).

It arrives almost ready, but we leave you with a little "man's work" to make you feel like engineers. Assembly is easier than building with LEGO. Dancho has prepared everything so you don't need three university degrees. If you still have trouble, write to us before you drink the bottle while trying to assemble it.

We've designed it to accept almost anything standard – from your favorite whiskey to that homemade village rakia your grandma is so proud of. The system is universal. The only condition is that the bottle isn't the size of a 10-liter barrel, because then Dancho would have to design you a tap.

Don't panic! Dancho might forget the names of his exes, but he never forgets to seal the tap. Every dispenser undergoes a pressure test before it reaches you. If it's dripping, you've either had too much to drink, or you haven't closed the tap due to excitement. We guarantee - every drop goes into the glass, because every drop is a precious memory.

Don't worry. The system is designed to be easier to rinse than it is to decide on "just one more shot."
Rinsing: Just pour lukewarm water into the bottle and let it run through the tap. No need to call a plumber or dismantle pipes with an angle grinder.
No Chemicals: Please, do not introduce aggressive cleaning agents inside. The dispenser is for whiskey, not for disinfecting an operating room. Dancho will personally be saddened if you spoil the sentimental taste of the malty pleasure with soapy foam.
Drying: Wipe the wooden base with a soft cloth. It's made of natural wood and likes to be caressed, just as Dancho caressed it while sanding it (gentler than a first date, remember?).